Man Among Boys

I saw the trailer for the new James Bond film, Skyfall, again, and after having my mind blown yet again, I realized that there are 2 lessons we can learn from James Bond. First, if you want to make an impression, make sure your suits fit you. Take a cue from MI6’s finest and make sure your suits fit like a glove. You’ll look and feel better. If you don’t believe me, go watch the first 22 Bond films and count the number of women he gets with. And if you still don’t believe me, watch the 22 films again and count the number of women that shoot him looks that indicate they would like to get with him. It also helps if in addition to a razor sharp suit you have large biceps and chiseled abs. But if not, a tailored suit will do. Lesson numer 2, make sure you fix your cufflinks before you kill someone (2:16 in the trailer). If you kill your enemy with crooked cufflinks, then you allow him to steal your dignity, and allow him to die victorious. Keep those cufflinks in place. It doesn’t matter if the train is breaking off behind you, or if there are flames and explosions in front of you. Keeping those cufflinks in line is your top priority. Your dignity is at stake. So get yourself a sharp suit, and make sure every details is in place and maybe someday you will find yourself saving the world for the 23rd time.